Dear CNN app,
Repeatedly airing HBO Max promos over and over and over, day after day after day, does not increasingly pique our interest. It enrages and sickens us, making us hate seeing it. Please diversify. Then again, Ellison.
Sincerely,
CNN Subscribers #advertising #TV #streaming #crapitalism
Hoo boy. What a clusterfuck. #ElonMusk is nothing more than a grifter, and people are still believing his bullshit… and paying him ungodly sums for the privilege?! The #SpaceX IPO is just the latest of these shenanigans. #crapitalism #xitter #cybertruck #fraud
The #LegalEagle is clearly upset. We should all be this enraged at this blatant corruption and outright theft of tax payer monies to, er… do whateverthefuck they want, to pay whomever they please, and could even be used to fund a coup. #uspol #TFG #8647
“Stupid person does stupid thing in stupid car” I’m (not) shocked!: If everything stupid #ElonMusk has said/done/proposed/lied about wasn’t enough, the #Cybertruck is the stupid gift that keeps on giving more and more stupid, and its owners are no less stupid. #cars #stupid #tesla #idiocracy
BMW really sucks now: If a monthly fee for heated seats and fake M-series cars weren’t bad enough, BMW is considering reducing your engine power if you don’t charge your PHEV enough. We truly own nothing. #cars #bmw #anticonsumer #crapitalism
Justice shields Trump family and companies from tax liability: Oh, I wish I could say that I saw this coming, but the #criminal hits just keep coming! Are you all good with your taxes going directly into #TFG’s overseas accounts? #uspol #corruption #taxdodgers #unconstitutional
Brand new interview with Geddy Lee with Alex Lifeson showing up half way through. #Rush #music
I’m Charlie Brown, rclone is Lucy, and configuration is the football. Lucy says she’ll hold the ball this time, but the outcome is always the same. I can connect the remote (put.io), but I CANNOT get it to MOUNT!! Docs are useless. Too complex for this guy! I feel so old. #linux #rclone #fedora44
CISA Left Cloud Storage Passwords on Public Github Repository: It’s almost impossible to be positive about the mid-terms turning this combined Hindenburg/Titanic around with insanely stupid shit like this popping up almost daily. #WTF #uspol #opsec #TFG #idiocracy
Tubi greenlights Yokoso Scooby-Doo! anime series FTW… I hope: Matt Lillard (Shaggy) and Frank Welker (Scooby-Doo) will be voicing the iconic characters. Everyone gets the #anime treatment, except Scoob 🤣 You don’t mess with the king! #animation #tubi #CartoonNetwork
This is your all new #TSA from the finest administration to ever grace Earth: #TFG & Co. are really doing a bang up job and security and efficiency are clearly top-of-mind! Nothing can happen inside of 25 miles, right? #FascismIsStupidism #idiocracy
FBI wants license plate readers everywhere… to track us: So nice. The Unholy Communion of #politics, #nationalism, and #crapitalism want to significantly ramp up surveillance on Americans. This should end well. #FBI #KashPatel #alcoholism #fascism
Elon Musk overpays stupid lawyers. News at 11…: For the most self-proclaimed genius, this guy sure is an idiot. He even hires idiots as lawyers! 🤣🤣🤣 #ElonMusk #SamAltman #ai #techbros
MUSH, a MASH-inspired #Filmation cartoon I managed to get three minutes into this before stopping. Insanely bad limited #animation. Constant use verbal tics. An opening that is nigh incomprehensible. Terrible gags. Even the laugh track seems unenthused. How long can you watch? #cartoons #TV
We don’t have enough time to enact the fixes necessary to mitigate the fallout from Q-day: #QuantumComputing technology improves apace, and at some point, maybe soon, it’ll crack all encryption. As with #ClimateChange, we’ve blown well past the point of safe return. #tech #societalcollapse
Hire one experienced mid-manager desperate for work, deploy dozens of AI workers:
Why hire entry-level you have to corral when you can fleece more experienced workers who’ve previously been pushed out? #crapitalism #AI #jobs #dystopia #techbros
“Puffpaw describes Gudtrip as building a user-powered network that mixes cannabis, Bitcoin, and artificial intelligence.” Boy, oh boy. As the kids say, we’re fuckin' cooked. yay. #weed #crapitalism #shitcoin #crypto #techbros #dystopia
Netflix Is Staffing Up A ‘GenAI-Native Animation Studio’ Called INKubator:
Just no. Very all-the-NO. NOOO! Support human artists, not slop generators. #StopTheMadness #genAI #aislop
How Tommy Robinson Disguises White Supremacism In the Coded Language of Anti-Islam Politics:
This is a disturbing and revealing dive into the methodology of a white supremacist. It might be the UK, but forms of this are applied here in the US as well. It’s a sickness. #racism
The Steyer campaign pays influencers. Their posts don’t always make that clear:
#Progressive my ass. #politics #california #elections #crapitalism
Anthropic’s $1.5B copyright settlement is getting messy as judge delays approval:
I’m a member of this class action. Personally, I’d rather they not be allowed to settle as this seems to absolve them of their obvious criminality. But hey… golden age and shit, right? #crapitalism #Anthropic #AI
Russia pressures university students to become wartime drone pilots:
I’d love to be able to say that we’ve seen as gross as Putin can get, but this takes… a cake. Atrocious. #Ukraine #war #Russia
Ex-gubernatorial candidate Stephen Cloobeck arrested in Los Angeles County:
I think the word ‘philanthropist’ should be a bad word. It is extremely rare that an obscenely wealthy person doesn’t have ulterior, self-serving reasons. #capitalism #LosAngeles #corruption
The greats of #animation. Studio #Ghibli. #Pixar before Disney bought them. #Disney before they sold themselves out. And #Laika. What sets Laika apart is their masterful artistry is practical stop motion. Wildwood comes later this year. I am giddy with anticipation. #movies youtu.be/POneS8h1j…
The newest AI boom pitch: Host a mini data center at your home:
Um, gross. #Crapitalism intensifies. #capitalism #ai #NoDataCenters
Tsutomu Nihei
