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Whilst having a conversation with a friend he wanted to give me a list of foods that would probably taste good with Szechuan sauce. Considering the list itself, I have a feeling that it's not as tasty as he might recall. These are compiled from our talk on the matter over one of the popular (but not too popular) messaging apps:

    •    Giraffe 
    •    Mitochondrial DNA
    •    Rejected chicken nuggets 
    •    Some species of bat
    •    Wallet chains 
    •    Cowboys, either the individuals or the football team 
    •    Melancholy
    •    Grubs 
    •    Piston linkages 
    •    Peat moss
    •    Waffles you found on the bus 
    •    Stephen Hawking
    •    Misplaced dentures
    •    Reading glasses that are too strong
    •    Steak sandwiches sent back by the elderly because they were too chewy
    •    Geronimo
    •    Wet dog fur
    •    Regurgitated baskets
    •    Hairless cats
    •    Old wine
    •    Moldy pepper
    •    Tea cup yorkies
    •    Defanged rabbits
    •    Clusterfucks
    •    Office cubicle dividers
    •    Ceiling panels 
    •    Asbestos
    •    Shoe leather, used
    •    Stone masons
    •    Wood mill trash
    •    Glass blowers 
    •    Blown glass
    •    Topical ointments and balms
    •    Beef Wellington thrown from a moving van
    •    Sparrows
    •    Staples that went through a stapler incorrectly and had to be discarded
    •    Ass magnets
    •    Ben Carson’s underwear
    •    Carson Daly
    •    Anything prepared by Kelly Clarkson
    •    Photo collage
    •    Minty suppositories
    •    Asps and vipers
    •    Novelty hats
    •    Discarded carnival food waste
    •    Brazil nuts
    •    20 gallon tubs of lube (the kind you're thinking of right now)
    •    Spider monkeys
    •    Lightly used XS condoms
    •    Sinusitis
    •    Ferns
    •    Charlie Bucket
    •    Shaving strops
    •    Strap-on food processors
    •    Live Love Laugh wall plaques
    •    The small guest toilet just inside the main door of the Tardis
    •    Sten the Swede
    •    Wacko of the Warner Bros
    •    Regolith from the dim side of the moon
    •    Megatron
    •    Knee joints that have been replaced with a surgical implant
    •    Bill Gates divorce papers
    •    The worn elbow patches from a drunk English teachers coat
    •    Warren
    •    Cyber crime
    •    Dead skin flakes and/or dandruff
    •    Dan Cortez
    •    Goat nipples

Please feel free to contribute your own pairings in the comments below.